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BELIEVE IN THE LOVE AND SPIRIT OF THE CABBAGE

AN INCLUSIVE COMMUNITY FOR ALL WHO

We are NOT a cult

NEXT EVENTS
24/FEB

The Great Cabbage Catch

We Celebrate our National Holiday by preparing to catch the cabbage as it falls from the heavens

FRIDAY 13TH

Revolt Of The Cabbage

On this day we shall pick up our Cabbages, unite as one unstoppable church and spread the love and teachings of our ALLMIGHTY LEADER. 

"So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your Cabbage. I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous leaf."

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Isaiah 41:10

WELCOMING YOU HOME
ABOUT OUR CHURCH

We kind of just eat Cabbage. Not the One True Cabbage May He Rest in Compost.

Our Membership

Our church now has over one hundred members and it would be great if you could add yours too

SERVICES

We offer many services: Stewed, Boiled, Braise, Chopped, Stir-fry and Bubble and Squeak.

Get i̶n̶d̶o̶c̶t̶r̶i̶n̶a̶t̶e̶d̶  "Preached too" here

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HELP US TO SPREAD OUR
LOVE AND FAITH

Join our church and engage with a likeminded community.

ABOUT US

If you want anymore information don't hesitate to pray to the nearest cabbage.

ADDRESS

3122175

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200 Cabbagy Drive

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WE NEED YOUR HELP

We could do with all the support that we can get so please message us if you can spare any cabbages

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Church of the latter harvested cabbages

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