THE CABBAGE
Not much is known about the All Seeing Cabbage. Just that he is watching and guiding our every mouthful
The All Seeing Cabbage was first discovered by the Four Horsemen of the Cabbage. Together they set off on a perilous journey to make their way to the Holy Land. After conquering the monumental task the Cabbage, working in mysterious ways vanished mysteriously into the Glorious Cabbage Patch in the Sky. The Four Horsemen vowed to return every year in an epic pilgrimage to recover the All Mighty One True Cabbage.
OUR VISION
WHAT WE DO
OUR COMMUNITY
Our goal is to spread the love and teachings of the All Mighty One True Cabbage, may it live on in our prayers.
We are a spiritual movement set up to remember the tragic story of the One True Cabbage.
We are a small community set up in our holy land, and self proclaimed republic, The Savoyvanian Socialist Cabbagy Federal Lachanocracy of the Marsden moors.
