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SERVICES & SERMONS

Being an online Church, the Church of the One True Cabbage recommends that all who follow the love and teachings of the One True Cabbage should pray to the nearest cabbage to get guidance.

Our Services

We have many services:

  • Boiled

  • Stewed

  • Souped

  • Bubble 'n' Squeak

  • Slaw-ed

  • Braised

  • Stir Fried

  • Hashed

  • Sauerkraut-ed

  • Rolled

  • Taco-ed

  • Roasted

HOURS

SUNDAY SERVICES

The Cabbage is Eternal therefore we are Eternal.


CHILDREN'S SERVICES
We are all Children in the All-knowing eyes of the Cabbage.

ABOUT US

If you want anymore information don't hesitate to pray to the nearest cabbage.

ADDRESS

3122175

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200 Cabbagy Drive

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WE NEED YOUR HELP

We could do with all the support that we can get so please message us if you can spare any cabbages

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