The teachings of The One True Cabbage are echoed through our devoted followers:

 

Cabbage Overlord

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The All Mighty Cabbage

 

High Council of the Cabbage

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Muzzer

Barnard

Tom

Harry

Hayley

Kate

Katie

Sadie

Jonathan

Annie

Holly

Ben

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The Cabbage (in event of ties through abstention)

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The Four Horsemen

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Tom - Conquest

Barnard - War

Jake - Famine

Muzzer - Death

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Bodyguard

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Benefactor and Hitman, wait did I say that, I mean "Bodyguard" - Rowan

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High Rabbit

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Jake

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Angry Squirrel

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Zac

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Pilgrims

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Jake

Barnard

Tom

Muzzer

Theo

Emily

Finlay

Zac

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Pasta's

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Thank you to our numerous devoted Pastas

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NOW RECRUITING

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We are an autonomous collective, an anarcho-syndicalist commune at the least. We take turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week with some sort of obscure single transferrable vote system.

 

But of course, all the decisions of that officer would have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of internal affairs, or a 2/3 majority in the case of more major issues, Lettuce can’t simply expect to wield supreme executive power just because someone threw a leaf at it.